Please take a seat,

pull up a chair.

We’re going to Rinfern,

we’re taking you there.


Rinfern is good,

there you are free.

Do what you want,

do as you please.


See the Haloofas

see them sway.

Wave goodbye,

they’re running away.


Ride the Bobas

feel the breeze in your hair.

Their fur is fluffy,

they jump without care.


Stergs are next,

we need to meet those.

They fight and play

they wear funny clothes.


Please be aware,

that you are happy in Rinfern,

you can sing and dance,

nobody is stern.


Here is a Gloob,

he is big and green.

he eats lots of grass,

and keeps himself clean.


Play with the Draff,

it likes to climb.

Climb up the trees,

have a nice time.


Swim in sea

with it’s sparkly blue waves,

splash in the waters

and explore all the caves.


You’re very tired,

let’s have a nap.

we’ll sleep on the Shlew,

it has a comfy back.


Now you are finished

we are all done.

You are leaving Rinfern,

in the orange sun.


Remember Rinfern,

for we had a good time

we weren’t sad or confused

there’s no rules in this rhyme.